Conversations with Mike: Freedom Fries
Rob: Because the yanks are a bunch of fuck heads, they are now calling French fries "freedom fries".

Mike: What?! Are you serious?!

Rob: I can't make this shit up.

Mike: they might as well call it victory fries along with their victory wine and victory cigarettes. Isn't that right Winston?

Rob: Winston?
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Mike: 1984

Rob: I've had dates with lots of fredom kisses. Heh. Speaking of 1984 "To perserve peace, we must go to war!" I love double speak.

Mike: This was in the alaska highway news, my mom was telling me about it; there's an art contest open to kids, its from the states, but what it actually says in the rules is that Canada is not elligible UNLESS our government changes its stance on the war. Just cause the french aren't backing them. How bitter can one country get over not being backed by the FRENCH?

Rob: Geez. What the fuck, eh?

Mike: Next is freedom tosat with syrup.

Rob: Hah hah hah. Following this American logic, they'll have to make a special edition of Grease with Frenchie's name changed to Freedomie.

Mike: Canadian Bacon? not anymore, now its Triumph Bacon!